A hilariously honest keychain for those moments when life calls for a little liquid courage. Bold white lettering pops against a rich dark green background, delivering your message with style and attitude. Compact and durable, it clips effortlessly to your keys, bag, or anywhere you need a laugh. Perfect for the sarcastic soul who appreciates witty humor and doesn't shy away from speaking their mind. Carry this cheeky accessory as a daily reminder that sometimes people are just exhausting—and that's okay.